Things Batman Wishes He Could Talk About While Hitting on a Girl

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  • aww, poor batman. Wait, dude is rich and gets to drive a tank, while wearing a bulletproof suit, plus russian models. Screw that guy.
  • Check out "Vaseline & Pepper" http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/20ada104a7/vaseline-pepper
  • oh hahaha poor batman XD
  • i would trade a lasting relationship with a woman to be batman. high iq, ninja skills, devotion to a higher cause over living a mediocre existence as a husband who may get to go out once a week and have fun and spend the rest of it explaining how you haven't cheat and haven't lost interest in her or her bad jokes and her dimples or whatever arbitrary thing that it takes to keep a self-conscience human to keep from finding some guy with a bigger dick and saying that she just needed some space. lonely nights on rooftops sound like paradise in contrast
 
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