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Published September 30, 2011
Here's a short poem i just wrote. It's entitled, "What if Cows Were Turtles?" Ahem: What if…cows were turtles? And what if turtles... were Jews (they are)? The sun, the moon, the wounded soul of my desire. I see the world through a skeleton of milk and shattered glass. Reaching, for a luminescent pen. Where do you get off Dearest Carmen San Diego? Lacing your corset with opium and fresh freri-jacque-ah (maracas)? Scarfing pecan pie from whenceforth a cloudy day upon November? Nay, December. I implore you kindly to step on thy treadmill In order that you may rid yourself of your extraordinarily unsightly appearance You giant, flabby fuck.