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Published September 30, 2011 More Info »
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Published September 30, 2011




Here's a short poem i just wrote. It's entitled, "What if Cows Were Turtles?" Ahem:

What if…cows were turtles?
And what if turtles... were Jews (they are)?
The sun, the moon, the wounded soul of my desire.
I see the world through a skeleton of milk and shattered glass.
Reaching, for a luminescent pen.

Where do you get off Dearest Carmen San Diego?
Lacing your corset with opium and fresh freri-jacque-ah (maracas)?
Scarfing pecan pie from whenceforth a cloudy day upon November?
Nay, December.

I implore you kindly to step on thy treadmill
In order that you may rid yourself of your extraordinarily unsightly appearance
You giant, flabby fuck.

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