Four brand stinking new elements have been added to the periodic table, completing the seventh row. According to the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry, the elements have been given placeholder names for now: ununtrium (Uut or element 113), ununpentium (Uup, element 115), ununseptium (Uus, element 117), and ununoctium (Uuo, element 118). But the scientists who discovered them will get a few months to come up with the real names. We have some suggestions below.


  • B - Boreaphil
  • Sa - StevenAveryIsInnocentium
  • He - HelenHuntium (Helium will have to find a new symbol if this one is chosen)
  • Wh - Whatarethosium
  • FoTwen - Smokeweedeverydayium
  • V - Doyouvapebromium
  • Nx - Netflixandchillium
  • Hn - HelloNewmanium
  • Rd - Racheldolezalium
  • K - Kotassium
  • MiBu - Michaelbublium
  • Tfb - TostitosFiestaBowlium
  • Cw - CW’s The Flashium
  • S - Sneezium
  • Tr - Trillium
  • Tk - Tillikum
  • DrPh - Doctorphil
  • Jc - Jizzycum
  • Nb - Nickelback
  • Kw - Kardashium
  • Br - Bonur
  • Rtv - RealityTelivisionium
  • Cod - ChildOfDivorcenic
  • Pn - PartyAllNightium
  • Db - DimeBag
  • Omcb - ObamaMeetsClockBoyium
  • Sh - SaddamHusseinium
  • Tu - TurntUpium
  • Wyba - WithYaBrokeAssium
  • 2f2e - TooFastTooElementium
  • Sa - SecondAmendmentium
  • Nm - Newseum
  • Ft - FroyoToppilum
  • He - ShakeYaTailFeathrums
  • F - Frasier
  • K - Kissium
  • Fu - Fuckium
  • M - Marryium
  • Sf - SichuanFoodRulesium
  • Dd- DeadDogium
  • PhSuChRu - PhysicsSucksChemistryRulesium
  • Iu - Iumiumiumium
  • Yu - Yumyumyumyum
  • He - HondaElementium (Helium will have to get a new atomic symbol if this one is chosen, too, sorry)
  • NewEl - Newelementium
  • Td - TheDressIsWhiteAndGoldium
  • K.0 - Potassium.0
  • Rp - RarePepeium
  • A - Ayylmaoium
  • Jsf - JakeFromStateFarmium
  • Dkz - DiscoveryKidsZonium
  • P - Porshcargon
  • A - Alrightite
  • T2 - TungstenTheSequel
  • Al - Alumitummy
  • U - Ummmm
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