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Published December 17, 2011

"I saw a guy eat bull balls yesterday!"-Me "What?"- Scott "Don't make me say it again. I don't want that image."-Me

"McCoy, sit down!"-teacher (dude) "No! If I do, a billion, million peanut trees will die!"-McCoy

"WOOF!"- Jake "You really think you're a dog, don't'cha?"-Jenny "I don't think. I know."-Jake "Shut up."- Jenny

"I got a 100%... How the heck did that happen?"- Scott

"TADAZES!" - Me "Did you know that the moon isn't made of cheese?"-Jake *thinks he's stupid*- Most people in the class "WHY WASN'T I TOLD!"- Scott

"I'm AWESOME!"- McCoy "How?"-Me "I was born that way."-McCoy

"My dad was just like 'Ooh Waka Waka' *jumps* to me in the car!" –Nicole "I've never heard that in the morning." –Me

"Pizza has cheese."-Jake "No dip, Sherlock."- Jenny

"I have to pee!"- Alyssa

"Don't diss the fun!"- Gabby

"You are the only exception (Paramore- The Only Exception.)"- McCoy "To the human race being smart."- Alyssa "Why are you staring at me?"- Me "I'm trying to read your mind. It's not working." – Andre

"OMG, I was like, OMG!"- Jenny "Repetitive much?"- Alyssa

"Mental hospitals are the best places to have fun!"- Gabby

"I WILL SMACK YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!"- Teacher (dudette) "I'm gonna get smacked!"- Eric

"I am secretly afraid of… Bratz dolls. They're evil with their big eyes, and noseless faces." *Shudder*- Jake

 

"Squirrels may look cute, but their evil minds are planning to take over he human race!"-Me "You know, once you get over McCoy's perverted-ness, he's actually kind of cute."-Rosa "I need a barf bag pronto over here! *Pretends to throw up*-Me

"I've been thinking…"- McCoy "NO WAY!"- Jenny

"You guys drive me crazy." Teacher (dudette) "2 words. Mental hospital."- Connor

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"- Scott "To get away from your stupid jokes."- Michaela

"I SHALL NOW EAT ZE SNICKERZ BAHZ!"- Me

"I don't like Justin Bieber."- McCoy "Of course you do, you have his hair."- Jenny

"Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the heck happened to you!"- Quinn "I beg to differ. My mirror is my best friend." McCoy "Pass my sorries to it."- Quinn

"When will life end?"- Eric "When all cute guys die."- Mary

"RAWR! Whoops, I meant ROAR!"- Me

"Don't go messin' up my Play Doh!"- Scott

"Are too!"- Jenny "Are not!"- Alyssa "Are too!"- Jenny "Are not!"-Alyssa "Are too!"- Jenny "How did his start again?"- Alyssa "I can't remember.- Jenny

"For real?"- Andre "What?"- Jake "I dunno."- Andre

" GIMME SOME SUGA!"- Alyssa

"Chuck Norris will find you!"- Andre

"Elmo knows where you live!"- Jake

"And he was just like boom! Major cow- pie."- Jake

" Chewbacca!"- Jenny

"The worst day of my life was when my parents told me Santa Clause wasn't real."- Sam

I'll be putting more soon, when more people have said random stuff. This random stuff is from before I moved, so there will be new people saying random stuff in the one of these. Hope you liked it. 

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