Riachu is a classic brat and always has a smart ass answer to boot. However, since he is a fictional Japanese cartoon character he did not attend Edward J. Murroughs Senior High School in Weehawken, New Jersey.
Snorlax is infamous for falling asleep in all sorts of wacky situations. He wakes up only to eat and never exercises. Remind you of anyone? Didn’t think so.
Where to begin? This Pokemon eats stones and has a freakin’ MAGNET in its brain. Weird, huh? Like, you knew a bunch of kids who had braces but this isn’t really the same.
The sheer weight of the bud growing on Ivysaur’s back prevents it from standing on its hind legs. This makes him a whole of a lot different from that weirdo Dennis Kennerman in your freshman year homeroom. Remember him?
This one is a rare and relatively unobtainable event Pokemon just like (you guessed it) NO ONE you’ve ever encountered in your life.
Celebi is a fairy-like Pokemon with trademark pointy ears. This makes it difficult to draw any real comparisons between Celebi and the people that went to your high school.