On the other side of the Red Sea, we have what some believers would call the Savior of the world, the Redeemer of mankind, the King of the Jews, the Son of God, the Messiah, that guy, and sometimes Alex..... Jesus Christ. Some Atheists and non-believers would argue whether or not Jesus even lived, but somehow everyone agrees Dragon Ball GT still exists. Apples and oranges...
I saw a post somewhere about who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus. The winner is clear in this scenario; Jesus is a Quaker. There's no real comparison between who is a better fighter, so I chose to compare the super sleuth and the super jewth by who is the better savior/hero overall. I'll try to be as fair as I can be and give each characteristic I find worthy of the title points from a 1-10 basis and comparing the total at the end.
So, here goes; the Battle of the Century: Batman vs. Jesus Christ!
Jesus: Gets his father, God to forgive the sins of the world - 10 points Batman: Gets his butler to wash his tights - 3 points
Jesus: "Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord. I shall repay." Jesus lets his dad do his fighting for him - 2 points
Batman: Vows to take vengeance against all evil doers, so good people don't have to suffer loss like he did - 10 points
Jesus: Willingly gets beaten mercilessly to save the world (that takes some balls) - 7 points
Batman: Kicks much ass to save the world - 8 points JFK: died in a car - 3 points
Jesus: God is his co-pilot - 9 points
Batman: a young boy in pixie boots is his co-pilot - 2 points
Jesus: Takes the wheel for country singers that also sing about slashing tires and busting headlights with a Louisville Slugger - 5 points
Batman: takes four wheels and builds his own car - 7 points
Jesus: turned water into wine - 6 points
Batman: turned a cave into a museum - 5 points
Jesus: Told Satan where to shove it - 8 points
Batman: used to call his partner "old chum" - 1 point
Jesus: Took on many disciples to carry on his work - 7 points Batman: Took on many disciples to carry on his work - ....... 8 points
Jesus: saved a prostitute from being stoned - 4 points
Batman: saves a multitude of prostitutes nightly - 6 points
Jesus: Takes a stab in the dark and accuses Judas of betrayal - 10 points (the odds he would be right was astronomical!)
Batman: compiles clues, evidence, and educated hypotheses before making accusations - 9 points
Jesus: Born from a virgin - 9 points
Batman: born from the result of his parents being murdered - 7 points
Jesus: possibly had a bitchin' beard - 6 points
Batman: had no beard - 3 points
Jesus: walked on water and saved Peter from drowning - 8 points
Batman: did not walk on toxic chemicals to save the Joker - 2 points
Jesus: was followed by thousands and thousands of people daily for free food and some quick healing - 7 points
Batman: is followed by no one... if they know what's good for 'em - 8 points
Jesus: could make a blind man see - 7 points
Batman: made this man go blind... See? - 6 points
Jesus: befriended sinners - 5 points Batman: beats up lawbreakers - 5 points Jesus: died and came back - 10 points Batman: Superman is his b*tch - 10 points
Jesus: Was sickly and unsightly, then eventually was unrecognizable as a man; tortured by Roman soldiers and spat on by Jewish Pharisees. After all was said and done, he died a virgin. - 2 points
Batman: Banged Catwoman, Talia al Ghul, Silver St. Cloud, Jezebel Jet, Vicky Vale, and thousands of other hard-bodied supermodels - 385,546,745 points.
Oooooooh, (inhales through teeth), sorry Jesus.
One thing you have to know about the hero is that he always gets the girl.