Welcome to our weekly rundown of everything hot on the collective series of tubes known as the internet. Whether it’s a cool new viral or a classic #hashtag, if it can be found online, it can probably be found here.
Humans are creatures of habit. Thankfully, in the past few years, turning on your phone to record fun things has become one of those habits.
I recorded my professor every day. pic.twitter.com/5iRFkFLBmh— Brock Hersch (@bhersch04) September 3, 2015
If you needed proof that all teachers are not the same, watch as this one completely loses his shit after realizing a student has fallen asleep in class. It should serve as a wake up call for everyone involved. Literally.
h/t Elite Daily
Tiger Bumps Into A Golf Legend
Former great, but current golfer Tiger Woods posed for a photo at this weekend’s US Open with former great, but completely fictional golfer, Shooter McGavin, aka Christopher McDonald. The photo seems to have been first posted directly to the parody twitter account @ShooterMcGavin, which begs the question: WHO TOOK THIS PHOTO?
There are two terrible theories circulating around the web, both of which we just made up and neither of which involve Christopher McDonald running his own Shooter McGavin parody account.
Theory 1 suggests that perhaps it was famous golfer Happy Gilmore. Of course, that doesn’t make any sense, because just like The Shooter, Happy’s a fictional character. Theory 2 is even worse because it involves Steve Buscemi’s character from Billy Madison, a completely different movie.
Look, we told you they were bad theories.
Kansas Can Eat A Dick
During Saturday’s home opener against South Dakota, Kansas State’s Marching Band playfully called out their in-state rival, the Kansas Jayhawks, with a formation suggesting the Jayhawk mascot enjoys sucking on a big wang.
And while they tried to deny it, insisting it was supposed to be the Starship Enterprise, the school ended up suspending the band’s director. Because of course they did. Still tho, this is very funny.
You down with GOP? Yeah, you know me!
From tumblr wizard topherchris comes a new Vine account that doesn’t make us repeatedly want to stab out our eyeballs. Actual GOP cleverly edits all your favorite GOP personalities into digestible 6 second clips of utter political insanity. Less insane than the actual personalities themselves? Oh god no, that would be impossible.
Dance Like Everybody’s Watching
It’s hard to know what’s better, this kid’s incredibly passionate performance of the “Cha Cha Slide” or Reddit’s “fabulous"reaction.
Ever wonder what it would be like if Chewbacca were an EDM star?
Stop it. Stop wondering that. Yes, this video provides an answer, but that doesn’t matter. You never should have been thinking about that in the first place. Go outside!
Wait, another cool Vine account?
Looks like it, unfortunately. We’re as surprised as you. But no, for real, Young James is legit. We should all expect big things from this “vine star.”
Baby Can’t Even
If you don’t react to the video of this baby the same way the baby reacts to this garage door opening, then something is probably wrong with you. No offense, just sayin.‘