A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
- woot i love it!
- me gusta
- made me laugh
- I wanna push to!
- Based on a true story.
- that was actually pretty funny
- hmmn ......funny
- Love it!
- Must recreate awesomeness.
- I really don't like the swing set. They are so annoying. They are actuually vampires, a special breed of drunk.
- Noah was a drunk
- shits GAY
- this is ripped off from a comedian, cant remember who but ive heard it before shame on you!!
- good shit.
- thats great
- Haha! XD
- worst yet