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Published August 20, 2009
I'm back. Haiku's back. Time to celebrate. FYI, almost no one has expressed interest in making Vegas happen. So, I'm going to back off the idea unless someone else wants to take the reins.



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Please will you accept
apology in Haiku?
Judge me not. I you.

**MOST HONORABLE MENTION:
Oh let's go derrive
Don't be partial, I'd rather
Integrate their pi
-DR WHO

But if we're not partial, how can we be certain that we'll find a pi to integrate with?...I have no idea what I'm talking about. Math...grrrr...Hey, genius! You misspelled "derive" ! ;)

***SILVER***
WHAT EVERY MAN NEEDS
GIRLS THAT COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS
TAB A IN SLOT B ???
-WILLIBOY

"???" Love it! Even with instructions, man still can't figure them out...SLOT B's the butt, right?

***BRONZE***
These girls got answers
To the question asked by man
What is your breast size?
-Gerhardguffaw

They sure do, wise one. But they could pretty much say anything and we'd believe them.
Speaking of those who've got the answers --

***GOLD***
Nerd pornography
need not compete with Playboy,
Both heads satisfied
-csymonz (CASS)

That they know US so well frightens me to no end...including but not limited to the fabled and wonderful "SLOT B."
Enlightened Haiku, Cass.


If I had a gong right now, I'd bang it......
what?...who said, "use my hand?"...
A bunch of beautiful, twisted minds. all of you.

CONTEST IS FINISHED!
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