Say I go around cutting the lips and/or tongues from "Smackers" skulls. Does anybody give a damn? Am I a bad person that my simplest expectation of you, to coexist here in this room with you quietly is suddenly violated by the grotesque sounds, the vomit inducing gnashing of food sounds pouring from your agape mouth? Where did society go so wrong that you're unable to chew with your hole shut? Fuck, four year olds are annoying.