hey mcwhorable, how did you become one of the worst rappers to ever walk
the earth, well mc whorable im glad u asked that question, the truth is
i wasn't lucky enough too be born in the hood, or grow up in a trailer
park, like some rappers not born with a silver spoons not in their
mouths, i grew up in a rich white suburb, where kids didn't learn how to
rap or sing, we had to play these really expensive instruments, and
since all these white folks had bad taste in music, and couldn't dance
or had no rhythm, they made us listen to lame ass 80s music, it was hard
for a white kid to learn how to rap, until, one man came along, he was
the elvis of his time, he was a quattro threat he could dance,sing, rap,
act and even ride a motorcycle, he had the coolest name i had ever
heard, his name was vanilla ice and he changed the rap game for white
kids in the suburbs forever, i still dont no why he wasnt nominated for
an oscar, for that film he did, or why he switched to heavy metal, he
was even a famous reality star, hes more famous then mc hammer, even
though hammer had the pants and the pepsi commercials, he became a
minster, one day i hope not to have to be a minster,

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