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Just in case TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult wasn’t enough, we got your back, Taylor.

Taylor Swift bought the rights to the domain names TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult, URLs that would have been available for purchase starting June 1. The 25-year-old pop star bought the sites in an effort to prevent her name being linked to any explicit material.

In order to help Taylor out, Funny Or Die News took it upon ourselves to suggest the following domain names for her to also buy before they fall into the wrong hands.

  • TaylorSwiftPorn.porn
  • TaylorSwift.sucks
  • TaylorSwiftNudez.biz
  • TaylorSwiftNudePicsAdultPornForAdultsWhoLikePorn.porn
  • TSwiftlyMasturbate.adult
  • ShakeItOff.porn
  • ShakeItOffAndByItWeMeanTaylorSwiftsClothes.porn
  • JerkItOff.porn
  • SuckItOff.porn
  • MasturbatersGonnaBateBateBateBateBate.porn
  • ImGonnaLetYouFinish.porn
  • IKnewYourWerePornWhenIClickedIn.adult
  • TaylorStiffed.porn
  • TaylorStiffy.porn
  • TaylorStiffErectPenis.porn
  • HadTaylorSwiftGoneNudeInTheMovieTheGiverThisSiteWouldHaveTheStills.adult
  • Barely22.porn
  • MakingLoveStory.adult
  • welCUMtonewyork.porn
  • TaylorSwiftsAlbumRedTube.com
  • AnotherBadTaylorSwiftPornPun.porn
  • ThisSickBeatItOff.adult
  • 19masturb89.porn

If you can think of any we missed, please leave them in the comments. We and Taylor thank you.

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