Good Times on Gorburger This Week!
Rob Corddry seemed very comfortable for a
hostage guest on an Alien talk show this past Sunday… a little too comfortable. He wasn’t the only guest on the show, a sushi chef and inventor made short appearances before they met their ill-timed demise.
Art or Fart?
The show began so innocently with a truly thought-provoking game of Art or Fart:
Puff Paint T-shirts: FART
Weather Reporting: FART
Letting Your Mother Down During the Holidays: FART
Squirting Pornography: FART
Farting Pornography: ART
Picture of a Fart: ART
Okay, I know what your thinking. Griff, is this really all that thought-provoking?
Yes. Really. It is. Maybe try getting your mind IN the gutter before watching this segment. Cucks.
Corddry’s Favorite Things:
— Rob Corddry, on eating dog
“No, not on purpose.”
ROB CORDDRY PREFERS PORK OVER CHICKEN
Totally pegged him for a poultry man. Oh well.
ROB CORDDRY PREFERS WHITE OVER RED WINE
He says he’s too old to drink red wine. Jesus Christ, I’m only 25. I’m gonna need all the old people to make aging sound better before I kill myself.
ROB CORDDRY PREFERS TO ACT WHEN HE’S ACTING AND WRITE WHEN HE’S WRITING
Take note, Hollywood auteurs.
Kiss Your Mother with Those Lips
Juuuussst in case you were wondering how Rob Corddry goes about kissing his wife and/or mother in various situations, here ya go!:
Bus-Driver Wife’s Boss (Eric)
Bus-Driver Wife’s Boss’ Wife