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"The billboards are incredible. Giant, sexy ladies in their under-things. It's so, so close to this reoccurring dream of mine.”

Don’t be fooled by all that singing about “home on the range.” Even cowboys like a little taste of urban living every now and then. Check out what these hard-ridin’ cattle drivers like to do in the big city when they bring those doggies to market!


Angus

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“There’s so many different kinds of things to lasso in the city. Yesterday, I roped a halal cart!”


Jed

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“Out there, all alone on the ranch, I feel like the master of my domain, but here I can get on the subway and feel like an itty-bitty little bug!”


Tex

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“I can finally get me some honest to goodness dim sum.”


Rex

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“The billboards are incredible. Giant, sexy ladies in their under-things. Huge bottles of Coca Cola. It’s so, so close to this reoccurring dream of mine.”


Skinny Pete

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“Three words: No. Dang. Coyotes.”


Hank

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“I like going to a Warby Parker and trying on the glasses right there in the store. They make online returns super easy, but I just never seem to get around to sending ‘em back.”


Bo

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“I try see me a big musical. Then I describe the whole thing to my trail hand Zeke so he can do it back for me in shadow puppets next time we’re ‘round the campfire.


Doc

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“I go into a Levi’s store and look at all the crazy junk that they’re making out of jeans. That’s always good for a laugh.”


Wyatt

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“I go to one of them big, fancy hospitals and get me an MRI to see if that cattle thief’s bullet has moved any closer to my spine.”


Garth

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“When I’m sleeping out under the stars, the other guys like to point out the different constellations. I play along, but to tell you the truth, everything looks like some kinda weird crab to me. So, it’s nice to get a break from that whole situation.”


Earl

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“I love to go to a modern art gallery. I’m blessed to live out amongst God’s many works of incredible natural beauty, but He doesn’t have a lot of shit that, like, gets up in your face, you know?”

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