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Published August 01, 2013 More Info »
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Published August 01, 2013

(Sung to the tune of “My Ding-A-Ling” – please forgive me Mr. Berry!)

 

When I was a little congress boy,

My intern bought me a cute little toy,

A two-way camera for my sexting,

She told me I could shoot my little thing!

 

My little thing, my little thing, won't you play with my little thing!

My little thing, my little thing, won't you play with my little thing!

 

When I got caught in a bathroom stall,

I went by the very best rule of them all,

But every time I denied it all,

Another picture popped up with my little thing!

 

My little thing, my little thing, won't you play with my little thing!

My little thing, my little thing, won't you play with my little thing!

 

Now my smartphone, it really ain’t so bad,

You can’t call me a louse or a call me cad,

Because I know you, who are sexting too,

Just ain’t been caught, playing with your thing!

 

All together now!

 

My little thing, my little thing, won't you play with my little thing!

My little thing, my little thing, won't you play with my little thing!

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