Help needed building a tee pee

Anyone wanna eat peyote buttons and help me build a teepee in my backyard? Not sure how long it will take due to strength of peyote. Must have knot tying skills and/or a peyote dealer. Due to financial situations, and a recipe misstep, I can only pay you in pot-roast. I promise I'm good for it. Also, must be comfortable around bees. 

• Location: Derby City
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