Monday October 17th is Boss’s Day. It’s a real thing! So, if want your boss to get mad at you, then forget to give him or her a gift. But if you really want them to get mad at you, then give them one of the following gifts.
All of the exact office supplies you were accused of stealing.
A card that says “Please Fire Me.”
Gift certificate to a plastic surgeon.
Link to your Twitter.
Naked you in a big red bow.
$20 Facebook gift card.
Coffee mug that say “#1 Asshole.”
Human resources complaint stuffed in her favorite dessert.
Brake line from his car.
Homemade coupon for “30 Minutes of Whatever-gets-ya-goin’-down-there.”