What's up yous guys, Frank Lee Bananez here an' I am ready to service you! To tell ya a little bit about myself, I was born an' raised in Brooklyn, New York, home a the "We ain't no fuckin' pussies" type a mentality. An' let me tell ya somethin' WE AIN'T NO FUCKIN' PUSSIES. So let''s just put that on the table off the bat.
A few months ago, I got me a job here at BMZ doing some roving reporter type shit thanks to a little nepotism from my cousin Phil. I was so fuckin' good at that shit, these fuckin' dick lickers offered me my own regular Advice Column. Well, there was also that one incident on the street wit that nun... I don't want to talk about it. Either way, here I am fuck-shits, deal with it! I gotta deal with you an' your fuckin' letters all day, I don't like it any more than you do. So, yeah, that's about it, let's get this bullshit over with.
Why does Mary-Louise Parker think she is actually Nancy Botwin?
Dear @ChickKiller69,What are you some kind a douchebag? ChickKiller? What kinda dumbass name is that? I bet the last chick you laid was the egg you cracked in a pan for breakfast. Ricky Schroder! Jesus Christ, fine. Are we talking about his dick or overall? I'm not willing to comment on his dick. Some things are just private. As for the rest of him? Simple, he's a fuckin' goblin. Straight outta the fairy-tales. He came to our world many years ago to bring Aryian Darkness upon us an' help usher in the second coming of his Dark Lord Hitler Klaus. It's some fucked up shit, I know.
And that's it dick-lickers. I can't wait to read more of your bullshit questions in the future. Until next time, Don't forget to licka banana everyday... or some shit like that.