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July 21, 2009
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The 11th Husband.... 
 
 A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously
 divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her
 new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a
 virgin". 
 
 "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can
 that be if you've been married ten times.?" 
 
 "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept
 telling me how great it was going to be. 
 
 "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never
 really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said
 he'd look into it and get back with me. 
 
 "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that
 everything checked out diagnostically but he just
 couldn't get the system up. 
 
 "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew
 he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able
 to deliver. 
 
 "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic
 process but he wanted three years to research, implement,
 and design a new state of the-art method. 
 
 "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he
 knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or
 not. 
 
 "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. 
 
 "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk
 about it. 
 
 "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look
 at it. 
 
 "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did
 was........ God I miss him. 
 
 " But now that I've married you, I'm so
 excited". 
 
 "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? 
 "Your're with the "GOVERNMENT".. 
 This time I KNOW I'M gonna get 
 SCREWED." 

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