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Hillary Clinton released a Spotify playlist of her most-beloved songs, but FOD obtained leaked emails reveal her TRUE favorite tracks.

Hillary Clinton officially kicked off her 2016 presidential campaign this week, and to mark the occasion she released a Spotify playlist of her favorite songs. Yet, just after the playlist was announced, an email thread revealing her true musical tastes was leaked to the press. Here it is, in full and uncensored:



To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: Spotify playlist

Hey Hill,

Quick reminder: I need you to create a Spotify playlist ofyour current favorite songs. We’ll release it to the press tomorrow – it’ll give voters a glimpse into your personal tastes, make you more relatable, that kind of thing.

Thanks!
_______________________________________
Robby Mook
Campaign Manager
Hillary Clinton for President 2016

To: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
From: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Here ya go. Let it rip:

1) Leper Messiah – Metallica
2) Welcome Home (Sanitarium) – Metallica
3) Disposable Heroes – Metallica
4) Master of Puppets – Metallica
5) Damage, Inc. – Metallica
6) Battery – Metallica
7) Orion – Metallica
8) The Thing That Should Not Be – Metallica

HILLARY
\m/(*_*)\m/

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Can you take another crack at this? You just cut and pasted the track list from “Master of Puppets.”

To: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
From: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Um, I did NOT just cut and paste the track list from “Master of Puppets.” I re-sequenced the songs.And my playlist won’t only connect with voters, it’ll melt their faces. This 8-song hard-rock suite highlights the peaks and valleys of the greatest metal record EVER, from Kirk’s thrash solos to Cliff’s thunderous bass to Danish engineer Flemming Rasmussen’s genre-defining production. This is good to go. Send it out.

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Hmmm… Let’s mix it up. Maybe some Katy Perry? Kelly Clarkson? Let’s use songs that are upbeat, current, inspiring – like you!

To: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
CC: Staff@Hillary2016.com
From: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Do you want to send the message that I’m a pussy, or that I’m tough as leather and will attack my foes with skull-crushing intensity?

Fun idea: You know those Metallica shirts that say “Metal Up Your Ass” and have a hand with a dagger coming out of a toilet? Let’s remake those for the campaign, but they should say “Hillary Up Your Ass” and have my head popping up out of a toilet with an evil expression on my face.

I’m cc’ing the whole staff so they can get on that.

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

I’m going to hard pass on that T-shirt idea, and I’m removing the staff from this thread. And I’m insisting that you use the playlist the staff and I have created using poll-data analytics. Once you hear it, you’ll love it. It’s got Ariana Grande, J.Lo, John Legend, American Authors, Gym Class Heroes – the music your voters love. I’ll make a compromise: you can keep “Orion” because it’s an instrumental. Cool?

To: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
From: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Not cool. Here’s my compromise:

1) Leper Messiah – Metallica
2) Leper Messiah – Metallica
3) Leper Messiah – Metallica
4) Leper Messiah – Metallica
5) Leper Messiah – Metallica
6) Leper Messiah – Metallica
7) Leper Messiah – Metallica
8) Master of Puppets – Metallica


Shred till ya dead,
HILLARY

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Use the Top 40 playlist we made, or I’ll release all your Benghazi emails. This IS a threat.

To: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
From: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Ur being a real Lars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let the world know the truth about Benghazi. I am the Master of Puppets pulling your strings! Twisting your mind smashing your dreams!!!

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

I’m just going to let an intern make the playlist. Thanks for your input.

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