Mediums at Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters recently used a Ouija board to verify these lost celebrity tweets:
@Elvis: Miley to me at VMA’s: “You’re finally showing your age, Mr. Stamos!” #FML
@Elvis: Told @LisaPresley she’d still be in the news if she screwed MJ as well as Conrad Murray did.
@Hitler: If my generals discuss Dancing with the Stars casting one more time, I’m blowing this bunker up for real.
@Hitler: I can’t live each day as if it were my last, because I’d never leave @Wienerschnitzel
@Gandhi: Being 144 years old is easy, because I’ve been wearing an adult diaper for 100 of them.
@Gandhi: Hey @HarveyWeinstein if you seriously cast Steve Buscemi in my bio pic, heads will roll!
@HellenKeller: Downloading a viral video in braille: 82% complete. This Dancing Baby better be funny or I’m done with Ally MacBeal.