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November 22, 2017

Nothing says Thanksgiving like divisive dinner conversations with family.

1. “Hard working Americans are falling through the cracks and getting the shaft because their government cares more about the constitutional rights of a bunch of people who aren’t even citizens of this country!”

2. “Ever think that maybe you’re the racist!?”

3. “Are we gonna stand by the sidelines quietly standing while our country gets raped?”

4. “We need to open our eyes. There are over 2 million illegal immigrants bedding down in this state tonight!”

5. “We ARE making America great again.”

6. “Our government doesn’t give a shit! Our border policies are a joke!”

7. “Well, this country’s becoming a haven for criminals, so what do you expect?”

8. “Don’t you fuckin’ talk to me about hard time, you don’t know a thing about it!”

9. “Pass the salt.”

Ed Norton: 4, 7, 8
Drunk Uncle: 2, 5
Both: 1, 3, 6, 9