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February 11, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest #14

Introducing: PHINEAS NEWBORN and THE PHINEAS NEWBORN TRIO in their LP  "I LOVE A PIANO"
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14. That stuff in the middle isn’t damage to the album-cover, it’s Rohypnol dust he’s blowing in her face from off-camera.
-theDIRTYmidget
13. M NOT JUST PULLIN' YOUR LEG....I USED TO BE AN ORGAN GRINDER
-WILLIEBOY
12. Must be a player piano. I hate it, AND I hate the game.
-JBnthe217
11. No bench because she dry humped it to smithereens.
-keibar
10. Featuring the hit singles, "I Love Housewives", "I Love Ecstasy" and "I Love Super Glue".
-LeatherShorts
9. Inspired by the "Great Dildo Famine" of 1957.
-westsideslant
8. That's not just her piano; that's her mahogany baby grand! You'll notice that the piano is "Up for her" too.
-Kooldad
7. Perversions of Grandeur.
-JBnthe217
6. She already humped the leg and faked an orgasm. Now she’s waiting for Phineas to find his checkbook.
-theDIRTYmidget
5. "do re mi fa so la ti DOOON'T FUGGIN TOUCH ME"
-trident
4. Something this unnatural explains where Moog synthesizers come from
-drwho
3. Once you go shellac you never go back.
-missalicia
2. Wrong leg sweetheart.
-westsideslant

1. Ethel is a one piano woman,she believes in Mahogany
-bigjas



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