The mailman is always so nice to me. I think he’s interested. Do you think it would be ok to answer the door in the nude to find out for sure?
Dear Christina Aguilara,
I'm sure the mailman is interested since you're "not yourself
tonight." But if having to cancel you tour due to poor ticket sales can
teach you anything, it's that playing hard to get might suit you
better. I suggest you put your genie back in the bottle and keep your
pants on for a while.
Hall of Fame