Larry David is about to star in a Broadway show but he would prefer if nobody sees it, especially not if they have a distinctive laugh because that might be distracting. In the following clip, Larry “Not An Actor” David talks with David “My First Name Is The Same As The Last Name Of My Guest, How Cool!” Letterman about how much he dislikes memorizing lines, standing in front of an audience, being inside of a theater, and at least several other things that are definitely a part of being on Broadway. Poor Larry David!