So I think I posted this one about two days or so after the Sandusky allegations broke out at Penn State University. I won't spend too much time discussing the matter here in the intro since I use the FaNasty News outlet to vent such issues. All one can hope is that Mr. Sandusky didn't kiss his mother with that mouth.
At this point in the league articles, you should be well in the know if you've simply been following along. I will spend less time talking about fantasy league matters in these intros and instead let the posts tell the story.
ATTENTION WHITE PEOPLE: The phrase "Let's keep it 100" means 'let's be completely honest' and the phrase "Chilled in the cut" means 'hid in the background.' These definitions will make a lot more sense and serve as beneficial in the next few moments. You're welcome.
*DISCLAIMER: In this article, we take a brief look at the phrase "no homo." Any discussions regarding sexuality and/or sexual preference are meant for satirical purposes only and are in no way meant to offend anyone. My cousin's gay.
Professional Blues = me (Fox)
my ninjas = black
Jack D Rocks = brown
Legion of Doom = blue
RamRods = red
Bastard Mutants = orange
T. Green? = green
AK-47 = Adam (only met him a few times and have no idea what his last name is)
CANT WAIT = turquoise
Bruce Blingstein = gray (*automatic win*)