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Published May 06, 2010 More Info ยป
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Published May 06, 2010

To continue from yesterdays email address talk... If a girl gives you her email address instead of her phone number, she's saying, "I really don't want to see you again and if I give you my phone number I might not be able to think of a believable excuse quick enough. So here's my email. This will give me a couple hours to confer with my friends on a tampon tight excuse that will ensure we are not going out and leave you with the doubt that we ever will."....Except if she gives you an email address from Hotmail. Guess what? You're getting laid, it might as well be @Hotmale, cause those chicks leave in a skanky sorority house that doesn't rub.
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