Published November 25, 2010 More Info »
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Published November 25, 2010
A quick suggestion to ease the tension at the airport, they may want to reconsider opening the smoking areas in the airports again. After I received my TSA pat down this past thursday my normal routine after being touch that much is to have a cigarette. Please bring back the smoke holes ......and maybe a small kiss. sweet talk is always good too....moo wha maybe court me a little bit with a flower and candy would be nice. Hey maybe I could take the blue little pill and we could go all the way........

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