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Banned UFC Moves

The UFC is a sport where all fighting styles are welcome and anything goes. Well, anything except for the banned moves below.


1. Filming Your Own Fight
And Yelling “World Star"


2. The Zack Morris “Timeout"


3. Gently Whispering “I Love You”
Into Your Opponent’s Ear


4. Winding Your Punch Up
Too Many Times


5. The Rachel


6. Tying Their Dick In A Knot
(Or Boobs If They’re A Lady)


7. The Cold Shoulder


8. Yelling “Red Light” And Then Wailing On The Guy When He’s Frozen


9. Fighting As Oddjob


10. The “Got Your Nose”


11. The “Mom’s Spaghetti”


12. The Cosby


Illustrated By Vin Ganapathy

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