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To address her accusations about their inappropriate use of email in writing to Iran; Sens. Tom Cotton, Ted Cruz, John McCain, Rand Paul and a bunch of other white guys will hold a news conference in the Congressional Cloakroom at 3pm EST. Here are some questions that will be asked at The News Conference.

After a speech to the United Nations on (YAWN) economic equality for women, Hillary Clinton held an “email-gate” press conference where reporters expected she would reveal her email password and her cute nicknames for world leaders. Instead she addressed the email sent by 47 Republican senators who seek to negotiate with Iran in lieu of President Obama. Apparently, Bibi forwarded a forward to her. The pants-suited former Secretary of State, with flattering balliaged highlights said:

Either these senators were trying to be helpful to the Iranians or harmful to the commander-in-chief in the midst of high-stakes international diplomacy. Either answer does discredit to the letter’s signatories.

To address her accusations about their inappropriate use of email; Sens. Tom Cotton, Ted Cruz, John McCain, Rand Paul and a bunch of other white guys will hold a news conference in the Congressional Cloakroom at 3pm EST.

Here are some questions that will be asked at The News Conference.

NBC: How did you send the letter? Was it via all of your government issued email accounts? Was everyone CC’ed or BCC’ed?

MSNBC: Follow up question: Did any of you engage in the practice of BCC’ing so that Senator Cruz, who is a known collector of group email addresses, could not put you on his email list for his “Eat Horse!” charity party.

FOX: Benghazi?

BUZZFEED: Did you dictate this email to an intern in your office cause you’re not sure how email works?

FOX: Have the weapons of mass destruction been in Iran this whole time?

Al JAZEERA: Do you know the difference between the letter N and the letter Q?

CNBC: When you sent the email did you send it from an Apple Watch?!?!

NYTIMES: Are any of you “HotJuan461″ on Twitter? And did you just DM me a picture of your naked torso at this press conference?

BBC: You know the world hates you right?

FOOD NETWORK: Hey everybody, it’s me Guy Fieri! I just wanted to confirm, is the stomach connected to the vagina? I really need to know cause I’ve got some HOT & SPICY chili in a thermos and a HOT HOT date tonight and I’m not mature enough to be a father.

CNN: Did an Iranian email server shoot down MH370?

UPDATE: This news conference was cancelled because the GOP have decided to shut down the government AGAIN and are now on vacation in an undisclosed location (Florida).

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