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November 12, 2015

Let's throw it all out on the table.

Matt Drudge, founder of The Drudge Report finally addressed the issue we’ve all been too fucking afraid to talk about. Hillary Clinton’s wig. Despite her hairdresser laughing off the accusation that she wears a wig and simply saying, “You guys are so funny” when asked about it, it’s time this be discussed.

While we are at it, let’s talk about Hillary’s wooden teeth.


How come we’ve never seen her floss, huh? Probably because here teeth are all connected and she plops them out at night into a jar by her bed. And let’s just keep going, muchachos! Have you ever taken the time to really look at Hillary’s “nose”????




THAT’S RIGHT! IT’S ACTUALLY A POTATO! Yeah, so let’s TALK about that now, k? Let’s set up a little roundtable and put on our talking top hats and just talk about her potato nose! Haha, Hillary thought she would get through this entire election without this lil spud scandal leaking. Pfft. We’re gonna make potato salad out of her.

Hey and here’s another bomb for ya. The reason all the Republicans have been debating so much is because it’s an elaborate distraction from the fact that Hillary is just an old gym bag. Yep. Hillary Clinton, former Secretary of State is just a worn out stinky gym bag and the Dems are all running laps to get her elected.

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Let’s just sit with this and really ask ourself if this gym bag potato woman is what we need in a president. Thank you for starting this important dialogue, Mr. Drudge.