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Published February 27, 2012 More Info »
    The following are puns that work in theory, that will sadly go to waste, as they are about events not bound to happen any time soon.    RON A-PAUL-AGIZES FOR SOMETHING HE SAID! NEWLY KNIGHTED SIR CHRIS BROWN A THREE-RING ACT! KIM JR. MARRIES A SOUTHERN WOMEN WHO GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS – MEET MISS MAW JONG-UN! MICHELLE GIVES BIRTH TO BARACK-TUPLETS! RACECAR DRIVER WINS HUMAN ORGAN TRANSPLANT RACE – HE EARNED HEART! OLIVIA JOINS A SPORTS TEAM – TIME TO PLAY MUNNYBALL! ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE JOINS MEDIOCRE BAND – SAY HELLO TO MA-ROONEY 5! OSCAR FRONTRUNNER STARRING HOWIE MANDEL TOUCHES US ALL IS SANDRA HIDING IN SCOTLAND? FIND THE BULLOCK-NESS MONSTER! NEIL DISCOVERS TIME TRAVEL, MAKES SELF YOUNG AGAIN OLIVIA MUNN RECRUITS NEIL TO PLAY ON THE DIAMOND! 
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