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Published: February 27, 2012
Description: More punny headlines that work in theory that are unfortunately about things that are not real!

 

 

The following are puns that work in theory, that will sadly go to waste, as they are about events not bound to happen any time soon. 

 

RON A-PAUL-AGIZES FOR SOMETHING HE SAID!

NEWLY KNIGHTED SIR CHRIS BROWN A THREE-RING ACT!

KIM JR. MARRIES A SOUTHERN WOMEN WHO GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS – MEET MISS MAW JONG-UN!

MICHELLE GIVES BIRTH TO BARACK-TUPLETS!

RACECAR DRIVER WINS HUMAN ORGAN TRANSPLANT RACE – HE EARNED HEART!

OLIVIA JOINS A SPORTS TEAM – TIME TO PLAY MUNNYBALL!

ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE JOINS MEDIOCRE BAND – SAY HELLO TO MA-ROONEY 5!

OSCAR FRONTRUNNER STARRING HOWIE MANDEL TOUCHES US ALL

IS SANDRA HIDING IN SCOTLAND? FIND THE BULLOCK-NESS MONSTER!

NEIL DISCOVERS TIME TRAVEL, MAKES SELF YOUNG AGAIN

OLIVIA MUNN RECRUITS NEIL TO PLAY ON THE DIAMOND! 

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