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Published: August 13, 2012
Description: The most boring woman on the planet dreams about the most interesting man in the world.


With a mixture of admiration and envy, THE MOST BORING WOMAN ON THE PLANET noted some aspects of THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD:
  • He once waited in a long line, just to see what it was like.
  • In museums, he’s allowed to eat, drink, and touch the art. 
  • His piano has 20 extra keys.
  • Locks of his hair have been used to secure space shuttle components.
  • His fingernails can cut into diamonds.
  • He pitched a perfect game twice, just to prove that it was possible.
  • Dolphins line up to swim with him.
  • Song birds honor his requests.
  • In his presence, children are seen—not heard.