Every 'Cosmo' Cover You've Ever Seen
By Dan Abramson March 6, 2013 | 56,462 Views
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Yes, we all know the tropes of the women magazines. But after seeing a few Cosmo covers recently, I decided to make one from memory based on the headlines I saw. Pretty sure it's 100% accurate.

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After seeing a few Cosmo covers recently, I attempted to make one from memory.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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- nice. 5 new jokes for the skank bank.
- Dear god, I hate Cosmo. Thanks for this.
- looks legit )
- thank you dan. you rock
- I just don't know what to say....or do!LMAO
- This is about right...how about doing one for Maxim or one of those stupid Mens Health magazines?
- Award-worthy! "I came all over the Gap v-neck display" Ahahahahahhaahahahahahah!!
- this just gave me a super... you know.
- Perfection!
- So sad that its pretty much true!
- 1 always look for the cleavage on the cover
- Hahaha so true these magazines should be read more as a comical side note but I know so many people actually take these magazines and ones like them serious.. Silly!
- Stop being so fat! lol
- Didn't know my penis had 20 spots
- I just had to analyse blogs for my course and figure out what makes them popular (as if I didn't know). Pleased to say this was the focus of my assessed analysis haha
- Yep.
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