Every 'Cosmo' Cover You've Ever Seen

By Dan Abramson March 6, 2013 | 56,082 Views

Yes, we all know the tropes of the women magazines. But after seeing a few Cosmo covers recently, I decided to make one from memory based on the headlines I saw. Pretty sure it's 100% accurate.

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  • nice. 5 new jokes for the skank bank.
  • Dear god, I hate Cosmo. Thanks for this.
  • looks legit )
  • thank you dan. you rock
  • I just don't know what to say....or do!LMAO
  • This is about right...how about doing one for Maxim or one of those stupid Mens Health magazines?
  • Award-worthy! "I came all over the Gap v-neck display" Ahahahahahhaahahahahahah!!
  • this just gave me a super... you know.
  • Perfection!
  • So sad that its pretty much true!
  • 1 always look for the cleavage on the cover
  • Hahaha so true these magazines should be read more as a comical side note but I know so many people actually take these magazines and ones like them serious.. Silly!
  • Stop being so fat! lol
  • Didn't know my penis had 20 spots
  • I just had to analyse blogs for my course and figure out what makes them popular (as if I didn't know). Pleased to say this was the focus of my assessed analysis haha
  • Yep.
 
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