Tig Notaro and Jon Dore went on Conan last night to promote their new Showtime documentary, Knock Knock, It’s Tig Notaro, but neither of them had prepared any kind of interesting story to tell Conan. Without a story of his own, Dore fell back on Goldilocks, a classic that everyone knows, except, apparently, Tig Notaro.

Watch below to see Dore walk Conan’s audience through the fairy tale as Notaro points out a whole lot of clumsy plot holes.