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April 28, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest #46

Introducing: Alfred HItchcock presents Music to be Murdered by

9. Don't Dial M, Dial S.
-WiscoDick

8. he tries to come across as "cheeky", but it just winds up "jowly"
-trident

7. Specifically, the crap the guy in the next apartment has been playing incessantly.
-MacSpruce

6. I prefer Music to Dispose a Dismembered Body by
-bigjas

5. All of the instruments have silencers.
-keibar

46.5. If you play this record backwards it nags you about menial household chores and your general impotence and lack of virility; you know, to set the mood...
46. Turns out Ke$ha simply bought the rights to this original and did a note-for-note remake for her debut album. That explains why her music makes me want to KILL MYSELF!
-spase

3. This was his final release.
( Well, actually, his bowels went first. )
-theDIRTYmidget

2. "Stop the presses! The copy is all mixed up! This record is "Music to Commit Suicide To!" I want to see whoever typeset this in my office in five minutes! And bring me a damn record player!"
-FissureFilms

1. It comes with sheet music, one toaster and a conductor.
-buttermilk

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