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The reviews are delectable, the food is not.

When it comes to restaurants, the only thing more potentially tantalizing than the food is a scathing review of it. Food critics are the most savage prose writers in our modern day cultural landscape. Nothing further can be written to confirm this other than what already has been printed. Happy reading!


Javelina, New York Times

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Montana’s Trail House, The Observer

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Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar, New York Times

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Found Farmers, Washington Post

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Quatro Passi, The Guardian

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Joanne Trattoria, NY Daily News

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Abracadabra, The Guardian

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66, Vanity Fair

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Beast Restaurant, The Guardian

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Hudson Cafeteria, New York Times

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