Full Credits

Stats & Data

479Funny
132Die
18,334
Views
August 16, 2017
Published
Description

You see the swastika, you hear the chanting, and you start to wonder – might this gentleman be a Nazi?

You see the swastika flag, you hear the chanting, and you start to wonder – might this gentleman be a Nazi? Please, don’t jump to conclusions.Subtle tells like vocal racism might set off your sixth-sense ­– but judge not…lest YE be judged. Instead of them.

Here are the only ways to tell if someone is a Nazi:


1) Nazis annexed Poland, idiot. Is this guy annexing Poland? No? Didn’t think so. Think before you label someone next time.

General_Government_for_the_occupied_Polish_territories.png

2) Everyone knows that real Nazis have buried gold. Is this so called “national socialist” carrying a trowel and mopping his brow? Does he have mud on his hands? Did you even check?

3) Every Nazi was issued with a bread bag, or brotbeutel, as part of their uniform. Prior to throwing accusations around, please do this person the courtesy of confirming they have a brotbeutel before you slander them.

Brotbeutel_Polizeischule_1962.jpg

4) Nazis always wear a little helmet with a spike on top. This is canon. They’re not wearing a little helmet with a spike on top? Check your preconceptions, friend.

5) As the old rhyme goes “If they’re stepping like a goose, it’s a Nazi on the loose.” If this person is not lifting each leg high and straight in front of them as they walk, you need to have a word with yourself about judging others.

6) Ever seen Indiana Jones? Nazis go about on motorcycles and sidecars, and SOMETIMES just motorcycles. If they’re in a car, they’re not a Nazi. Bus, not a Nazi. Truck, not a Nazi.

motorcycle-1327985_960_720.jpg

7) A small moustache in the middle of the upper lip adorns the face of every single Nazi. No matter if they are expressing supremacist views through a megaphone and wearing a t-shirt with, “I’m a Nazi” on, if they don’t have a little moustache, then you need to take your bigoted ass elsewhere.

8) Actually, wait. They probably are a Nazi. Even without any of that other stuff. Just checking… Yep, they’re definitely a Nazi.

Advertisement
Advertisement