Times are tough, and I've got some world traveling to do. Hope I don't run into this person.
Amy4Birds writes the following 4 you:
There were several fabulous cheetah haikus in the September 1 haiku
contest. I almost didn’t write one myself because I was a little
intimidated. Fortunately, I can immediately eliminate my entry -- not
because of the obvious conflict of interest, but because it sucked. I
hate judging because I liked a few that I haven’t “propped” here. But
do we have room? No. Am I a pussy? Yes! (That’s in keeping with the
theme. Get it?) Anyway, here goes …
HONORABLE MENTION to JoeLeeThree for:
While in Africa
Important to remember
Do not shit naked!
BRONZE to Eyeguyron for:
Cheetah got my pants
Damn there go my credit cards
This safari sucks
SILVER to Gerhardguffaw for:
He was in last place
But now that he is sans pants
We have a weiner!
A tie for GOLD between Willieboy and … Willieboy for:
He wants his pants back
Cause his balls are still in them
Ooohh, cat tongue is rough!
There’s one fast cheetah
Seven and one half zebras
And one naked ass.
Hall of Fame