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Published: April 15, 2010
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At the mirror he sat, this stupid-ass cat
cursing the day he hooked up with that rat.
Not just once but a lot, 2-3 times in a shot
then again the next day and the days after that.

But now the novelty's worn, and his feelings are torn,
Tries to numb them with catnip and Czech kitty porn.
While Rat lies in her nest, former lover now pest
gnawing telephone wires as her babies are born.

His carnal desires, how he wished he had fought em
As she pops out the last little pup from her bottom
He stares at the litter, somewhat proud, somewhat bitter,
Always hoped for nine lives – Well muthafucka – you got em
...DAAMN!!!
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