At the mirror he sat, this stupid-ass cat
cursing the day he hooked
up with that rat.
Not just once but a lot, 2-3 times in a shot
again the next day and the days after that.
But now the
novelty's worn, and his feelings are torn,
Tries to numb them with
catnip and Czech kitty porn.
While Rat lies in her nest, former lover
gnawing telephone wires as her babies are born.
carnal desires, how he wished he had fought em
As she pops out the
last little pup from her bottom
He stares at the litter, somewhat
proud, somewhat bitter,
Always hoped for nine lives – Well muthafucka
– you got em