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11 signs your Mom might be influenced by the oddly popular erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Grey.

1. She comes home from "Book Club" sweaty and bow legged.

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2. She has leather pajamas.

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3. Her Kindle smells fishy.

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4. When walking past her bedroom, can you hear her tell your Dad to "Sign here, initial here."

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5. Her Facebook hobbies now include “Sitting on the washing machine."

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6. Insists that when you speak to her, you speak directly to her “Inner Goddess."

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7. Suddenly loves commenting on how "it’s the wettest summer she can remember."

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8. When your dad says your mom can’t come to the phone because she’s tied up.

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9. Every time your father yawns, she shoves a ball gag in his mouth.

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10. The family dog collars keep disappearing.

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11. Your dad is happier than ever. Like the saying goes, "Behind every Happy Dad, is an out of breath Mom clutching a weathered copy "Fifty Shades of Grey."

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