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Published August 27, 2012

(TAMPA) - At the Republican National Convention, the Republican right have not been able to shut the fuck up about what they really think about abortion and gay marriage long enough to just get Romney elected.

At Sunday’s Faith & Freedom coalition rally, conservative leader Ralph Reed wouldn’t stop talking about abortion for even one hour as Mitt Romney sat grinning through gritted teeth and making hate eyes, silently begging him to bring the topic around to Obama’s handling of the economy.

Mr Reed addressed the cheering mob, “A woman’s body expels semen after a rape, but I say ‘what’s she doing expelling semen at all’?  Hey Mitt! Put that on the list for when you win. Make it illegal for a woman NOT become pregnant after she’s been raped. Besides, what rape? But she probably had it coming anyway by leaving the kitchen. Am I right, Mitt?!!!”  Reed then ran across the stage to Mitt Romney, hand raised for a high-five.

Romney quickly pretended to tie his shoe to avoid being seen high-fiveing an anti-abortion misogynist so close to election day.

Reed continued; “Birth control is for homos and commies! And don’t even get me started on the Jews…”

At this point Romney’s handlers pulled a fire alarm and frantically ushered Governor Romney off the stage with a jacket over his head.

Democrats are thankful to say the least.

Dylan Rhymer’s live stand-up comedy special http://ow.ly/c0kUB

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