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Its funny time with your favorite FOD bear. Yep me.
 My grandmother has Alzheimers, I told her I was sorry to hear that, she said, "its not so bad, I get to meet new people every day."


Well I am just glad she is happy.  They say your only as old as you feel. They say that God looks out for the simple minded and the crazies.
 Seems like yesterday I was saying," YOU KNOW I CAN'T EAT F*CKING PEAS WITH A SPORK, I NEED A BOX CUTTER AND SOME HAIR ROLLERS-YOU INSENSITIVE PRICKS!!!!"
" WOULD SOMEONE TELL THE GUY IN THE NEXT ROOM WE DON'T HAVE NO DAMN BUISCUITS WITH SOME MUSTARD ON IT!!!"
 You know, I can't even get good seats at a baseball game, so I don't think getting into heaven is going to go to well for me.
 I do have a plan for a reality show, but I don't think it will ever go anywhere just like all my other stuff. If the day after I die someone finds all my work and wants to make it happen I hope my family tells them to FO and burns it.
 Do you ever wish you had two penis's? No me niether, thats just silly, man. that is silly, silly. two penis's. Ahh yea but it would be cool.
 What kind of sillyness do people find atractive? Like for instance, John Candy, my mom thought he was a sexy big man. What kind of sillyness is atractive? you have your assighnemnts for today.Here is one of my answers..........
The shy awkward people that you know just under the surface, they could be doing a musical.
last pick....
 This guy-not silly atractive. Give it to me BABY!!!!!!!

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