This week’s best internet things DGAF.

1. Doors are for pussies.

Just because this cat can open a door, doesn’t mean it has to.

h/t Uproxx

2. “Butt Mom …”

This kid seems to have about the same understanding of tampons as any adult male.

h/t BroBible, Daily Mail

3. Now this guy’s got music in his bones.

Skeletontunes is a new Twitter account that takes short clips of popular songs and puts them over the same footage of a small, dancing skeleton. In other words, THE GREATEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET.

via @skeletontunes, h/t The A.V. Club

4. Just good bathroom humor.

Even better than what’s actually going on here, the way this video sort of just sizzles out. SO FUNNY.

h/t Digg

5. So You Think Your Dog Can Dance?

Even the most hardworking dog occasionally needs to take a break and just hit the dance floor.

via Ziggy Trixx, h/t IAF

6. Fart Preacher Rocks Out!

Famed televangelist, and farting preacher, Robert Tilton gets remixed into a new EDM classic. It’s equal parts comedy vid and legit, solid jam.

via POGO, h/t someecards

7. Whatever these 3D things are …

We have no idea what these are or how they are made, but they are fantastic and you should seek out as many of them as you can.

via popcorn10, Cool 3D World

8. So You Think Your Dog Can Treadmill?

Just because your dog can treadmill, doesn’t mean it has to.

9. And finally, it’s time to learn a very valuable skill.

If you’re like us, then you definitely have haters and you’re always on the hunt for new ways to tell them to go fuck themselves. Well, here you go.

via Chris Bukowski, h/t Deadspin

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