Back in August, Donald Trump agreed to pose for a Time Magazine cover story next to a bald eagle. You know the bald eagle, right? It has a white head. It flies. It’s the friggin’ SYMBOL OF AMERICA.
Anyhow, flash forward to right now and Time has released video from the cover shoot that shows the eagle, whose name is Uncle Sam by the way, showing his apparent disapproval of The Donald by flapping its wings in disgust and literally attacking his policies. OK, maybe not literally, but there’s definitely a metaphor or 12 in there somewhere.