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Published May 20, 2011 More Info »
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Published May 20, 2011
Gnomeo & Juliet animated movie; instruction and side effects for using a lawnmower “Terrafirminator”, these are shown for only few seconds and are almost impossible to notice: - Terrafirminator will not inhibit grass from growing- Not recommended for residential use- Not recommended for commercial use either- Do not use vehicle while sleeping- Do not stick your fingers in tiller blades - duh- Not recommended for children under 3- Or 4- For external use only- After use, lawn may appear completely destroyed- do not be alarmed - this is perfectly normalSide effects of using Terrafirminator may include:- Dry mouth- Heightened levels of testosterone- Nausea- Loss of hearing- Blurred vision- Ssslured speech- Voices telling you to burn things- Loss of bowel control- Persistent feeling of awesomeness- Tight hamstrings - Megalomania- In rare instances some people may explode when viewing Terrafirminator
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