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Published June 29, 2011

TROUBLE AT THE SENIOR CENTER

 It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the


 hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to
 hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

 The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
 beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your

 eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family
 for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
 quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

 The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
 forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
 followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
 fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

 "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.

 It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

 Claude was never invited back to entertain.



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