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May 18, 2017
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“Can you separate our bill into items grouped by their color?”

When you go out to eat, you’re paying for both the food and the experience. Sometimes, as part of that experience, you ask for special accommodations. These requests, however, are different from what your waiter is used to.


“Bring me your hottest food on your coldest plate.”

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“I’ll be ordering off the kids menu, but when my date gets here, please refer to it as the ‘adult menu.’”

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“Bring me a glass of water that has seen the movie ‘Se7en.’”

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“Repeat everything I order in a mocking, sing-song tone.”

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“Can you separate our bill into items grouped by their color?”

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“Play video games with me for seven hours then bring me my cold, soggy food”

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“Pick us up at 8:15.”

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“Hold the lobster, just bring me two of your finest rubber bands.”

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